we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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