My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
