no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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