You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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