it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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