when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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