I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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