id be glad to
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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