Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So many bounce houses so little time
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
