Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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