Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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