What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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