This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She has the best kind of daddy issues
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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