Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she pinky promised me she was 18
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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