We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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