Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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