I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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