she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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