Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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