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i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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