So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
