You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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