I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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