It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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