so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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