Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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