I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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