She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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