Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
