hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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