you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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