Sorry, I don't speak sober.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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