I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
high people should be assigned attendants
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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