I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
It's rum buckets o'clock
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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