I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
