We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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