it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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