well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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