with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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