oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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