return my video game
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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