This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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