I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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