my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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