I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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