I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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