Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize