just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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