I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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