Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I didn't notice because vodka
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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