problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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