I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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