Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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